We know it's a tough time of year for some people. But we were shocked to wake up this morning and discover that you tried to jump.
We are here for you. We won't have prime rib for Christmas dinner this year, we promise. Anything you want, just ask! Just don't jump!
We already had that big scare in September when I left you at Seascape. But they found you and we were joyously reunited. Now we wake up to this unbearable sight today.
We are deeply thankful your foot got stuck in the top drawer and saved you from certain death. Are you sure you're not a cat? Because you seem to have multiple lives.
We love you Moocow.