Indoor Plumbing...

...is the greatest invention EVER.

Who cares about sliced bread?
Hello Knife.
Big Fat Deal, sliced bread.

Being able to hear all your water appliances running again so you can have clean dishes, clean clothes and clean bathrooms in progress again -- Priceless!

Not having to drive to Starbucks to use a loo?
Ever more priceless.

Everyone go around and kiss your pipes tonight and thank them for all the hard work they do for us every day.