TiVo?

Hello world, I am back after 11 days in "acute viral illness" land.
I am here to share the following delightful little story from this precious time in my life.

One day Sickie hobbles out to the couch for a bit and tries to watch tv.
She looks down at the remote and presses the "TiVo" button.

Nothing happens.

TiVo?

No response.

TiVo?

No response.

TiVo? (She presses harder this time.)

No response.

She stares at the remote.
She uses all her strength to punch the button.
She raises her voice.

TIVO?!!!!

NO RESPONSE.

She finally looks up:



Oh.
Duh.