Jaden's Sister

This afternoon Jaden related the following story about his sister:

"When I was four years old, my sister got a rock thrown at her forehead. She got a little bit cut and it bled but she was okay."

"Then she died."

"It was fun while it lasted though."

At this point, I had to get involved.

"What was fun while it lasted?"

Jaden replied, "My sister."

"I thought the rock didn't hurt her too badly."

Jaden said, "Oh no she lived until she was old. She had a good life and it was fun while it lasted."

Uproarious! Where does he get these sayings from? Fun while it lasted indeed!